FUNNY SMS

Funny SMS

1 Car Se 1 Kawwa Takra K Behosh HoGya
Admi Kawe Ko Ghar Le Gaya Or Pinjre Mein Bund Kerdia
Kawwa Jaaga tu Bola:Hay ALLAH JAIL HOGAi
lgta hai Driver Mar Gaya..


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A typical Pakistani student flipped a coin in the air & said:
If Heads, “I ll go to sleep”
If Tails, “I ll watch TV”
&
If it stands on the edge,”I’ll study”


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Bas Bohat Ho Chuka!
Apko Bura lage to sorry,
magar main ney b neechey Saaf Saaf likh dia hai…
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“SAAF SAAF”


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Different answers of people of different conditions after accidents.
American:
Sorry man
Indian:
Dekh k bheya
British:
Its ok
German:
Wow
Pakstani:
O kise Annhi deya…

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Umeedo ki manzil toot gayi aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi


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2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


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Dream makes everything possible,
Hope makes everything work,
Love makes everything beautiful,
Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth


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Birds Birds in the sky dropped a pooty in my eye,
I don”t worry I don”t cry,
I”m just happy that cows can”t fly!


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Ek bat btana
jhoot mat bolna
is bat ko mazak mat samujna.
kuch kuch batin mazak nahin hotin
such such batana
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Tuwadi
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v Light jandi ay?



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Ek charsi eyes donate kerne gaya.
After operation DR Askd:
Kuch kehna chahte ho? Charsi: Jisko b ankhen lagao,
Usy bta dena ye 2 kash laganay k bad khulti hain



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Ek mobile repair krne wale ko motion lag gaye,
to wo doctor ko yu batany lga..
Doctor sahib subha se network khrab hy.
Mis bell pe outgoing bilkul free ho rahi hy,
tarah tarah ki ringtones baj rahi hain,
pait mein balance bilkul nahi rehta,
jitna load karo sara khtm.



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Judge, Mujrim se, batao tumari akhari kwaish kia ha?
Mujrim
1 Nokia N95
5 Karor Rupay
USA ka Visa
Shadi or 4 Bachay jo apko “NANA” kahen…!


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Shiekh:Mra abba mar gia hy
News k kitne charges loge?
Newsman:50Rs Per Word
Likho “Shakoor Died”
Sir Atleast 6Words
Ok
“Shakoor Died Suzuki mehran for sale”


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Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai
Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai
TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai;-)


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Hamen Shaadi ka koi Shoq Nahi hai “B O B Y”. . .
Ye to bs Aanay Waaly BACHON ki Zid Hai k AMi Chahiye……!!!


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When it rains at night in Canada,
people say:
“what a pleasant weather”
when it rains at night in Pak,
awaz ati hy:
“Uthho,
Beygherto!
Manjiyaan andar kro”



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Admi Thajud Prhny k Bad Dua Mangta ha
Ay mry Mola!
Sb So Rhy Hn r Ma Tri Ibadt Kr Rha Hon
Sath Wli Charpai Se Awz ai
Bgairta!Apni Dua Mang,Sadi Shikayat na la



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Sheikh:yar aj tabiat thik nahi hr chez double nazar arahi hai.
Memon:1000 ka note agay kartae hoe ye lo wo 2000 jo tum se udhar liay thay.



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Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don’t even have a bid car like rohit.
But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..



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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!


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Can we do romance in the evening today?
I’m in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
reply me soon!
yours lovingly
“MOSQUITO”

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Subha utho
Close-up kro
Pihr naha k
Meri photo rkh k
Apne dono hath jor kr
zor zor se gao
TUJHE BHOL
JANA
JANA
MUMKIN NAHI
TERA SMS NA AE AISA KOì DIN NAHI.


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What happen when Lion roar 3 times.
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Don’t know
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‘Tom & Jerry’ cartoon starts


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EK larkI ROZ SUBHA
Darakht KI DALI PE CHArH K BeTH JATi THi,
PUCHO KYU?
BECHARi MBA KARKE PAGAL HO GAYi Thi,
APNE APKO BRANCH MANAGER SAMJHTi THi


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Miaaoou!
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Meeaaou!
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Meaoou!
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Meeaoou!
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Meeaoou!
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( @ ! @ )
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Boht khob!
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“Humari billi
Humi ko meeaou


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Peechay Hat jaen.
Sms garmi se pagal ho gaya hai


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World ’s shortest jokes:
2 Women sitting quietly!
2 pathan playing chess!
GirlFriend pays the bill.
Need more?!
U r so beautiful


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Application 4 Leave:
O My Master
When I CoMe
Goday Goday Water
Rain ChuM ChuM
Leg My Phisli
Diga Me DharaM
Thaly My Bag
& Utay I M
Is Liye 2day
i Can’t COMe



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No Man can ever be satisfied
with 4 things in life:
(1) Mobile
(2) Automobile
(3) TV
(4) Biwi
Bcoz
There is always a beter model that comes around.


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Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.
Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear
Doctor: It makes no difference
Man: It does,Now I hear everything
but understand nothing.



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Teacher asks a Computer student:
What r the 3 latest versions of java?
Studnt:
1. Marjava
2. Mitjava
3. Lutjava
ishq ma dil kya jaan bhi
naam tere kerjava o java java.



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